Saturday, November 27, 2010

Alternative Names for Black Friday

~Cosumer Sucker Friday

~Get The Hell Out Of My Way! Friday

~Tug of War Friday

~Every Other Nation In The World Is Laughing Their Foreign Butts Off At Us Friday

~Don't Mess With Me, I Have A Sales Circular...And A Gun  Friday

~Now You See Your Hard-Earned Money, Now The Store Does Friday

~Forget Running With the Bulls in Pamplona, the Real Danger is Running With the Holiday Shoppers at any American Mall Friday

~Walton Family Rolling Around in Swimming Pools Filled With Money Friday

~Retail Clerk Snarling Friday

~Retail Clerk Cower in Warehouse Sucking Their Thumbs Friday


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